How natural aftershave can save you from lying
How natural aftershave can save you from lying. Imagine getting ready for your date later in the day. Just to make sure that everything is perfect, it’s time to shave your private parts! You handle the shave, finish it up with some aftershave and 20 minutes later your private parts look like a mixture of pimples & measles. Good luck with your date, looks like someone has to talk themself out of intimacy and romance tonight smh.
Before I give you the solution, let’s talk about why should stay away from commercial store-shelf aftershave and opt for natural aftershave instead.
This is your aftershave and what it does to you
Skin Irritation: Your aftershave contains alcohol. preservatives and other harsh chemicals that cause irritation, especially in your genital area lol. Your complaints also include redness, burning sensations, or itching after application.
Dryness: Your alcohol & chemical-based aftershave strips your skin of its natural oils, leading to dryness and tightness smh. This is particularly problematic for you if you have dry or sensitive skin already.
Strong Fragrance: Your aftershave has an ugly scent that is a turn-off to anybody. It also triggers allergic reactions in your skin if you’re one of those with sensitive skin types. Other people who use your aftershave often complain about headaches, rashes, or respiratory issues caused by the unnatural and cheap fragrance.
Ineffectiveness: Your aftershaves does not effectively soothe razor burn, bumps, or irritation, defeating the purpose of using them in the first place, and leaving you looking crazy af. Other self-care rookies have made complaints regarding your aftershave’s ability to calm and moisturize the skin post-shave.
Stinging Sensation: Because your aftershave contains alcohol, you experience a stinging, tingling, or burning sensation upon application, which is uncomfortable and unpleasant.
Ingredients: And of course, the concerns about the ingredients in your aftershaves are endless, pathetic, and unnecessary. People who really care for their skin and health prefer natural or organic products because of the synthetic additives, preservatives, or artificial fragrances present in aftershaves like the one you use.
My aftershave and how it keeps my skin nice & smooth
Soothes Irritation: My Bitter Oil contains Coconut Oil, which boasts anti-inflammatory properties, effectively soothing irritation and redness caused by shaving, unlike yours. Additionally, the presence of Jojoba Oil helps to calm my skin, reducing discomfort and promoting a soothing sensation after shaving.
Hydrates and Moisturizes: The blend of Sweet Almond Oil and Grapeseed Oil in my Bitter Oil provides intense hydration to my skin post-shave, replenishing moisture and preventing dryness. These oils are rich in vitamins and fatty acids, which help to lock in moisture and maintain my skin’s natural hydration levels, leaving it looking excellent and appealing to my lover unlike you.
Protects and Nourishes: Coconut Oil and Jojoba Oil in my Bitter Oil act as natural barriers, protecting my skin from environmental damage and locking in moisture. Additionally, Grapeseed Oil is rich in antioxidants, which help to nourish and rejuvenate my skin, promoting a healthy & glowing complexion, while you run around looking dried out, brittle and sad smh.
Reduces Razor Burn: The anti-inflammatory properties of Turmeric Extract in my Bitter Oil help to reduce razor burn, and bumps and prevent ingrown hairs. Turmeric Extract in my Bitter Oil soothes inflammation and irritation, promoting faster healing and preventing discomfort associated with shaving.
Boosts Skin Vitality: The infusion of Panax Ginseng Extract and Tongkat Ali Extract in my Bitter Oil revitalizes the skin, promoting cell regeneration and enhancing skin tone and texture. These potent botanical extracts improve circulation and stimulate collagen production, resulting in firmer, more radiant skin.
Balances Sebum Production: The Jojoba Oil in my Bitter Oil closely resembles my skin’s natural oils, making it an excellent choice for regulating sebum production. When applied post-shave, Jojoba Oil helps to balance oil production, preventing excess oiliness without clogging pores or causing breakouts and pimples.
Fights Signs of Aging: Grapeseed Oil is rich in antioxidants, such as vitamin E and polyphenols, which help to combat free radical damage and reduce the signs of aging. When used as an aftershave, Grapeseed Oil in my Bitter Oil helps to diminish fine lines, wrinkles, and age spots, promoting a youthful complexion. So while you age at lightspeed, looking more wrinkled, dried out, and cracked with every shave, my skin gets smoother, healthier, and glowier! Awesome, que no!
Get the complete analysis in my article on THE ORIGINAL Bitter Oil.
In conclusion, I originally created Bitter Oil for my Royal Highness or if you prefer, my private parts, and my face. Bitter Oil offers a multitude of benefits when used as a natural aftershave, thanks to its blend of exotic oils and infused high-grade plant extracts. From soothing irritation to hydrating and protecting the skin, BITTERADE’s Bitter Oil provides a perfect alternative for post-shaving care, ensuring your skin feels nourished, rejuvenated, and revitalized.
Your Royal Highness only has one chance to make a first impression. Don’t blow it.
Daniel Florian
