Tattoo-free is the new unique
I have tattoos, but if I could have a choice between a blank canvas or tattoos on my body, I would choose no tatts. And if I was you, I would pass on a tattoo in this era, especially face tattoos. Tattoos used to be special and had to be earned. Nowadays you can’t tell the difference between a healer, a teacher, a stripper, a doctor, a gang member, or a banker, everybody is tatted up like their veterans.
Tattoos used to be for the outsiders of society, the ones that didn’t fit in, artists who had something to express, war veterans to remember their buddies and time at war, and shamans with special powers.
Now they are just a fashion statement and there is nothing wrong with that, but if you’re aiming for “unique”, you’re better off going for the “nice ‘n no tatts” look. I might not speak for everybody but from my point of view, tattoos are starting to be a little late to the party.
Face tattoos are only for the real deal
Face tattoos absolutely had to be earned throughout history. You had to be either a warrior or a shaman. Nowadays there is absolutely zero meaning in those tattoos.
So, why am I sounding like a hater? Because I don’t want you to f up your life. Face tattoos will ruin your life, and here is why. There is power in words and symbols and you are inviting energies into your body. The shamans and warriors of ancient cultures knew exactly what they were doing by permanently placing symbols in certain places on their bodies. Words and symbols will affect you, and what might’ve been a dare moment when you were younger, but will have you looking stupid af when you’re an adult. Here is a true story.
So, one day I was just walking down the street and I saw this man coming towards me, and I saw his face tattoo. It was perfectly centered in the middle of his forehead. It was some kind of gang writing, and it was an inch above the eyebrows and an inch below the hairline. And I’m thinking to myself, why didn’t he place his tattoo nice and neat perfectly lined up right above the eyebrow line or a little higher up so it lines up with the hairline, mmmh? Then after a minute of scratching my head wondering why he put it in this awkward spot, it dawned on me! The homie’s hairline reseeded!! And that is why the tattoo is dead smack in the middle of his forehead making him look crazy af!
My point is, think ahead, especially the young men out there, you will change over time mentally and physically, and keep reading if you like a good woman in your life.
Face tattoos, the lady/gentleman repellent
And from this, I have to exclude the true lovers of tattoo art, you know who you are.
But for the regular people who think it might be edgy to put tattoos on your face and expect to find a good man or woman, don’t do it lol!
I’m gonna keep it real here, I believe that most people only date someone with tattoos on their face out of curiosity which is gonna last for the duration of the one-night stand up to about a max of 2 weeks of dating because you get tired of looking at a face full of scribble all the time, let alone the embarrassment in public. I mean at some point, you wanna just wanna look at your partner, their real face. Who is seriously thinking about settling down, having family and kids with someone with a face full of tattoos unless you’re own dome is crowded with all kinds of nonsense? Scribble scrabble you haven’t believed in in 20 years! C’mon guys, really?!
And lastly, I can tell you that, whenever I’m in public and I see a couple and one of them has face tattoos, I get jealous looks from both of them smh. He’s mad dogging me because he got all this crap on his face and wishes he could just go back in time and not take a seat at that tattoo parlor. And his lady is looking at me all embarrassed wishing she could just get away, have a regular dude, and find true happiness.
Face tattoos, how to stay broke for dummies!
Unless you have $10million+ in the bank, do not get a face tattoo. As a matter of fact don’t get one at all, even if you do have that kind of money because you would look even sillier. An accomplished millionaire with a face full of nonsense, that does not sound or look right. Anyway, at least if you have 10 million in the bank so you don’t have to worry about getting a job and putting a roof over your head.
So here is the thing. When you have a face full of scribble, you will have a problem getting a job. But, it’s not all lost, there is one advantage that a face tattoo will guarantee you. You will NEVER have to worry about providing for your family because nobody wants to have a family with you! So that’s good, but the job situation is gonna be a problem.
Unless you’re down to do some hard construction work, you’re gonna have a hard time getting a gig. Think about it, when you work for someone, you are the face of their company. And I rather have a regular person represent my business than someone scaring everybody away because he has devil horns and satanic stuff written all over his face. And no, people don’t care if that was what you believed in when you were 17, you are effin up their business looking like that. So think about that before you sit in that chair.
To find yourself you should work on your confidence and not your face. Confidence is something you will never get tired of, not sure about a face full of graffiti.
Daniel Florian
