The greatest invention of all time!
You know how they say the wheel is the best invention ever? I don’t think so. So someone created a wheel. A wheel for what? To roll it down a hill? That must’ve been a 6-year old who did it smh. And it’s not really an invention, it’s more like a shape, that’s all. I think I am not the only one who used to look for flat round rocks and roll em down the hillside when they were a kid and I am far from a genius.
The crown for best invention ever has to go the person who did something with the wheel, and that’s whoever invented the bicycle. And who is that? I don’t know, yes I could be looking it up, but to be honest I don’t feel like doing that right now as I’m driving now and I am in my zone writing this and steering with my knee. But whoever invented the bicycle, she or he is the absolute best.
The bicycle, the first human operated time machine
The Bicycle is not only the best invention ever by a landslide, but a time machine in 3 ways. Not only do you get from A to B faster, which saves you time, but at the same exact time, while being time-warped from A to B, the bicycle also slows down the hands of time when it comes to your aging process. And last but not least, you are slowing down the time of environmental degradation. To me this is just really dope when you think about it, I love it!
How to get the most out of your time machine
Top of the list is of course the bike itself. Spend some money on it, don’t be stingy when it comes to purchasing your time machine! This is very important. Not only does the quality of the bike determine future repair headaches, but getting any bike to save money will possibly have to be repaid with health consequences. Not all bikes are good for your entire body, NEVER try to bargain with your health. I don’t have any incentive in telling you to spend some money on the right bike, I am just speaking from experience as I have been through dozens and only when I reached for my American Express and bought a $1200 on a payment plan did I realize how ignorant I had been all these years, thinking that a bike is a bike. Go to a few bike shops and spend some time in there, have them explain to you what is good for your size and body, it’ll be worth it.
When you have the bike you like you might, again ask an expert if you should upgrade anything, like handlebars, pedals, and seat. Those 3 parts of the bike are the most important ones in my opinion, aside from having a good base bike of course, with the last one, the seat being the most important. The right bicycle seat makes the difference between irritated genitals area, limp dick, and back pain or an excellent workout and a comfortable ride. DO NOT be cheap with the seat, it is the most important part of your bike. To complete your purchase, I suggest to install not 1, but 2 bottle holders, head & tail lights and if you.re not secure in your bikehandling abilities, get a helmet.
Happy and safe ridin
Daniel Florian
